In this edition of Woke of the Weak:
We heard from a transgender woman who was thrilled about the potential to breastfeed his kids. He let us know that transgender females have far-apart “tits,” just like men! How ironic!! He also looked forward to one day getting to breastfeed two kids at a time in two different rooms.
Another transgender female claimed that the one denoting factor to determine whether someone is a man or a woman was not what body part was in his or her pants but whether he or she wet their pants a little when laughing, coughing or sneezing.
I guess if you’ve ever peed a little laughing, you’re a woman!
In keeping with the transgender females we heard from the owner of Miss Universe who was stoked to be making history as the first female owner in 70 years … the catch is that biologically, the owner is a male.
*Insert face palm
That’s what’s up this week in the woke world of the WEAK left!