If you listen to the “UNWOKE with Kevin and Kruiser” Podcast, you know we take our cocktails seriously. Kruiser digs his IPAs and Irish whiskey. I’m on board with those, but I also fancy myself a mixologist, so I’ll be whipping up libations here in my apartment, the Atomic Bunker.
For this week I will be drinking the “NO POMEGRANATES!”
It’s named after this wackjob:
The pomegranates watching this auntie yelling “no pomegranates”.
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— Abe Su (@AmAlakazam) January 24, 2023
Recipe time!
NO POMEGRANATES!
2 shots of vanilla vodka
1 shot of pomegranate juice
1/2 shot of lemon juice
You COULD stop there, but if you want to be cool add:
1/2 shot of pomegranates cocktail mix
For maximum coolness, rim a martini glass with spiced Lime and Lemon Cocktail salt.
Put it all, (not the salt, obs) in a cocktail shaker with ice, and shake it up.
The combination of pomegranate juice, lemon juice, and vanilla vodka should give it a creamy taste. You should also see a little foam on top. If not, play around and experiment. You’ll get there!
BONUS! I’ll be enjoying a Romeo & Juliet 1875 cigar as well!
MIX-O-RAMA! When inventing or trying a new cocktail, ALWAYS drink your mistakes so that you can taste what you did wrong and what you did right. Also, wasting good booze is a sin.
Now, listen to the heavy metal version of NO POMEGRANATES!
LANGUAGE WARNING!